Which would you prefer?

Being pounded in the ass by a midget dressed as David Bowie while you masturbate with your head in the toilet.
14% (2 votes)
Riding No-Home's dirty face like a bicycle seat.
14% (2 votes)
Masturbating alone in the shower while listening to Barry Manilow and crying.
50% (7 votes)
Rocking out to KAOS while getting head from a donkey.
21% (3 votes)
Total votes: 14