DJ Dead Air
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A GREAT BIG RED-BLOODED AMERICAN who's undivided in his loyalties and oblivious to all else because without them he's sans rudder and floating precipitously about. Heretofore always and forever striving for the pursuit of Life, Liberty and Happiness, and blow-dried to a Ken-doll perfection and oozing ambition, DJ Dead Air has a grandiose sense of importance, in that he exaggerates his achievements and talents and expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements; is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, and brilliance; requires excessive admiration; has a sense of entitlement, that is he has unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment and/or automatic compliance with his expectations and orders; and he shows arrogant, haughty behaviors and attitudes. In light of AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL'S current tumultuous events, DJ Dead Air believes this diagnosis of said individual above is also applicable to his beloved Nation, thus making him a neo conservatives wet dream. As such, his manner of speaking tends toward the third person once removed, and he has an aversion to inconvenient facts, historical precedents and advice. He likes obfuscating and promulgating myths that have long legs and slogans that are repeated often and fit on bumper stickers. To him, repentance is a sign of weakness. Thus he partakes in no forgiving processes and in fact performs libelous acts indirectly, by innuendo, and by rhetorical questions like Puck, shielding himself by putting question marks at the end of sentences. Not only that but DJ Dead Air also knows: how to frame the unintelligible answer and when to introduce the meaningless phrase; with which finger to appoint blame and how to divert unwelcome questions in a fog of boredom; is familiar with the idioms of opaque distraction and ascribes misfortune to the hand of fate and those who are "against" him. And he knows full well that if short-term memory losses become unindictable, then so can long-term memory losses, and the best way of achieving that goal is the use of verbal frippery to ascend into the heavens of the sublime. All of which he hopes eliminates legitimate debate, razing the foundation that true argument over when it is wise to stay whichever course the POWERS THAT BE decide upon and when it is wise to withdraw could ever be truly raised. A la I, Claudius, DJ Dead Air enjoys sticking the knife through his enemies' backs before hanging the medal on the protruding tip in front, whistling ho-hum, that's the way it goes, la-de-da-da-da all the while.
In other words DJ Dead Air loves everybody (especially Jesus and Himself). Except Commies and intellectuals and Progressives and artists among other preverts in general who support America’s enemies and try to change his mind. Feel free to ask. Oh, and don’t forget illegal immigrants. And francophiles. And those free-speeching gay-loving Earth-firsting Liberals, too.
DJ Dead Air particularly enjoys ignoring the existences of: A. Philip Randolph, Anna Strunsky, W. Jett Lauck, William James, Lewis Mumford, Wil Lou Gray, John Dewey, Robert La Follette, Henry Wallace, Mother Jones, Sun Tzu, Eugene Debs, Thomas Jefferson, b. traven, Paul Robeson, Samuel Gompers, Yukio Mishima, John Kenneth Galbraith, Justice Louis Brandeis, William Sloane Coffin, Jr., and otherwise perpetuating the status quo. Thus you will never find DJ Dead Air spending ANY time whatsoever thinking about: good v evil black v white rational v irrational healthy v unhealthy; the tension between restraint and activism and civil disobedience; how great suffering tends to produce great human beings; how defining things too broadly is just as bad as defining them too narrowly; how manners and customs used to be considered greater than personal qualities by Greater Society; calcination, solution, separation, conjunction, putrification, congelation, cibation, sublimation, fermentation, fornication, exhaltation, multiplication, projection; the change from alchemy to science and the resulting changes from quality to quantity and from "Why?" being the underlying question of everything to "How?"; the interrelatedness of discrete objects within specific contexts; resistance, separation, elimination and proportion VERSUS quantity, quality, modality and form, and relations. You also won't find DJ Dead Air pondering: how beauty is truth, truth beauty; how beauty invites and the sublime commands; how beauty no longer is beauty if it’s permanent because True Beauty, besides needing to have an imperfection, must be elusive and fleeting; and how whatever is most sublime is also most tyrannical. DJ Dead Air never worries about the nature of social upheaval, wherein the mediocre are thrust into positions of authority, where they can play out every previously frustrated fantasy. Nor is DJ Dead Air concerned that, unchecked and unbalanced, power inevitably corrupts, and that you cannot reform absurdity. In his spare time you can find him consuming as much of the Common Wealth as he possibly can while strenuously fighting paying for any of the Common Illth incurred...Oh! Wait a second! Hobbies! What kind of things does DJ Dead Air like to do? Your mother, of course!
- Heros
Especially among all those Great Patriots who on a daily basis fight the dissemination of False Truths that make people feel uncomfortable: Oliver North, G. Gordon Liddy, "Scooter" Libby, Albert Speer, J. Edgar Hoover, Marshall Petain, J.P. Morgan, Milton Friedman, James Lindbergh, Rush Limbaugh and my 7th grade gym teacher and John Wayne, "Uncle Joe," Pat Boone, Henry Ford, Richard Perle, whenever it's convenient any and every dictator and scoundrel who protects America’s interests abroad, Spiro Agnew, Tom Clancy, E pluribus unum, Alexander Haig, Neville Chamberlain, Alan Greenspan, General Robert McNamara, Alexander Hamilton, Charlie McCarthy, Corey Feldman and Henry Kissinger, Michael Eisner, Bob Hope, General Patton, George Burns, Elia Kazan, Arthur Laffer, St. Josemaria Escriva, Walter Lippman, William Shepard, Harold Lasswell, those nattering nabobs of negativity William Safire and Patrick Buchanan, George F. Kennan, William Fulbright, Frank Capra, Jesse Helms, William Hearst, General Thomas Power, and the lovely Ret. Maj. General Smedley Butler, who summarizes the underlying sentiment: “The whole idea is to kill the bastards . . . At the end of the war, if there are two Americans and one Russian, we win"
- Enemies
The Dixie Chicks
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- None of your business
- Location
- None of your business
- Sex
- Male
- Date of Birth
- 02/05/2009
- Favorite Drink
- None of your business
History- Member for
- 2 years 51 weeks
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